Dear Favorite Product,

Why do you have to sell yourself in a tiny 1 oz package?  Seriously.  Or favorite conditioner, how could 4 oz suffice?  It is ridiculous.  So much packaging, and we are buying you constantly.  Why not save us all some trouble and sell yourself in bulk?  Fine, do the math and charge the same profit- how is it benefiting YOU to have so much additional packaging?

Urgh!