Dear Person that leaves dog poop all over the entrance to my building,

I can't tell which is worse- you being too lazy to walk your dog a few extra feet, or you being too lazy to bend down and pick it up.  It is such a good idea to leave dog poop at the entrance everyone uses, that way- we will not only have it on our shoes when we leave for the day, but we can also track it in on the carpet.

When I have people over, they will be so glad to see what kind of a place we live in.  Who doesn't love dog sh*t?