Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Dear Capri Pants, Why do you look so bad on almost everyone?

Dear Capri Pants,

While I understand and respect your concept, you have failed!  Capri pants, you seem to make most people look ...bad.  You hit people at the worst, perhaps the most unattractive place on their legs.  Is your purpose to make people look worse?

Round people seem to flock to you, but you only serve to make them look more like Humpty-Dumpty.
Please capris, can you retire?

At least try not to rear your ugly self with white socks and tennis shoes.  (Please!)
Sometimes, you are just too short to be long and too long to be short.  Get a hold of yourselves!  Are you short pants, or long shorts?


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