Dear Vitamin,
I really don't care what color you are. Why do you insist on being colored with red #40? Do you think it increases your appeal? Do you think it makes you more appetizing? Did you think your artificial color would provide me with some satisfaction as I place you in my hand?
You thought wrong, vitamin. You are supposed to only provide me with nutrition and health. What is your problem?
Why would you bother putting a carcinogen into yourself?
Get yourself together vitamin, and tell the company that makes you:
We don't want your color dye.
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