Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Dear Low Cut Jeans, why do you look so bad?

Dear Low Cut Jeans,

You look awful!  You are so busy either showing my butt crack to an audience or hitting me right in the middle of my "love handle."  Why would you do this to me?  Why did you think you were a good idea?

You need to get up over "the ladies"  (as in, the hips) and stay there.  Please get a clue!  We need at least a mid-rise out of you in order to wear a normal shirt.  Get with it.

I only have a "muffin-top" when you give it to me.


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